Toilet (non)Humour

A Notice...
Originally uploaded by brockleyboyo.

Found on the inside of the cubicle doors in the work toilets. This is just one of the many paragraphs but is the most disturbing.

As it would appear I work for a company where a large enough proportion of the workforce are unable to understand the use of a toilet and thus a sign needs to be put up.

To think I was worried about the general crapness of management and inherent inefficiencies in the way everyone works.

If you can't see it clearly, the scary bit is "All bodily waste/excrement must be deposited in the actual toilet bowl."

one wonders what bodily waste there is apart from that which is excreted and also what a non-actual toilet bowl looks like???